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James May: Chifukwa chiyani ndinagula scooter yamagetsi

Maboti a Hover angakhale abwino.Zinkaoneka kuti tinalonjezedwa nthawi ina m’zaka za m’ma 1970, ndipo ndikupitirizabe kugwedeza zala zanga poyembekezera.Pakalipano, pali nthawizonse izi.

Mapazi anga ali mainchesi angapo kuchokera pansi, koma osasuntha.Ndimayenda movutikira, pa liwiro la 15mph, ndikungomveka phokoso long'ung'udza.Kuzungulira ine anthu osawunikiridwa akuyendabe, chifukwa cha Pete.Palibe chiphaso chofunikira, palibe inshuwaransi komanso VED.Ichi ndi scooter yamagetsi.

Scooter yamagetsi ndi imodzi mwazinthu - pamodzi ndi iPad, kukhamukira kwa TV ndi zolaula za pa intaneti - zomwe ndikufuna kuzisonkhanitsa kuchokera ku moyo wanga wachikulire ndikupita nane ku zaka zaunyamata.Ndikanamuwonetsa Sir Clive Sinclair, kuti ndimutsimikizire kuti masomphenya ake oyenda m'tawuni yamagetsi anali pomwepo, komanso kuti wangolakwitsa.

Monga momwe zilili, ndinagula imodzi mwa zaka makumi asanu, chaka ndi theka chapitacho, ndipo inde, ndakhala ndikuphwanya lamulo.Yanga ndi Xiaomi Mi Pro 2, yogulitsidwa kwa ine ndi a Halfords pomvetsetsa bwino kuti inali yogwiritsidwa ntchito pa malo aumwini, koma ndilibe izi ndipo kukwera mmwamba ndi pansi kukhitchini kumakwiyitsa missus wanga.Chifukwa chake ndakhala ndikuchigwiritsa ntchito mumsewu, mnjira zanjinga zanjinga komanso m'misewu.Ndibwera mwakachetechete.

Koma mungatero, sichoncho inu?Chifukwa ndizowonjezera pang'ono kuyenda, ndipo mochuluka, monga zimanenedwa nthawi zambiri za mabasi ang'onoang'ono akumidzi, dumphani, kudumphani.Zimamveka ngati kumenya dongosolo ndipo zili choncho, chifukwa ndi galimoto yoyendetsedwa ndi mphamvu choncho iyenera kulembedwa.

Koma kuyesa kupolisi kugwiritsa ntchito ma scooters amagetsi kwadziwika ngati ntchito yopanda pake: mutha kukhazikitsanso malamulo oletsa anthu omwe akuyesera kunena mawu akamawombera.Choncho boma likuleka.Zinayamba ndikuyesa ma scooters obwereketsa - china chake chomwe chachita bwino kwambiri pazomwe titha kubwereranso ku Continent - ndipo zikuwoneka ngati posachedwapa titha kukhala nazo mwachinsinsi, mudzi wa Olimpiki womwe sugwiritsidwa ntchito kapena ayi, ndipo ndi momwe ziyenera kukhalira.Apolisi ndi kupanga malamulo pamapeto pake ndi chilolezo cha anthu, ndipo sitingathe kukakamizidwa kuyenda.

Koma kubwerera ku scoot.Ili ndi mitundu itatu yokwera - oyenda pansi, wamba, masewera - komanso dziko lenileni la ma 20 mailosi.Liwiro lapamwamba ndi 15.5mph (ndiyo 25kmh) ndipo pali magetsi omangidwa, malo abwino oimikapo magalimoto, pulogalamu yotsatizana nayo, blah, blah, blah.

iewed chabe "chinthu", njinga yamoto yovundikira magetsi ndi zodabwitsa.Pali chiwonetsero chonyezimira chowoneka bwino, choyambitsa chala chaching'ono kuti chiziyendetsa ndipo chimatulukanso papulagi yokhazikika m'maola ochepa (maola asanu ndi atatu kuti ilipirire, koma palibe amene amachitapo).Ndi zaulere kuti mugwiritse ntchito ndipo sizifuna kuyesetsa, ndipo sindikuganiza kuti izi zidakhalapo kale.

Timapita ndiye: ma scoots ochepa ndi phazi langa lakumanzere kuti ndiyambe kugudubuza (ichi ndi chitetezo - sichingapite mwanjira ina), ndiye ndikufinya choyambitsa ndipo dziko lonse ndi langa.Chofunika koposa, sindiyenera kumangokweza phazi lililonse ndikuliyika patsogolo pa linzake m'njira yovomerezeka ya zomwe timatcha "kuyenda";lingaliro lachikale kwambiri komanso lopusa.

Koma panthawiyi ndimakhala wosokonezeka pang'ono.Ndizosangalatsa, inde.Kuzizira m'njira yankhanza, komanso yosangalatsa yamwana.Ndi njinga yamoto yovundikira.Koma kwenikweni ndi chiyani?

Kulondera m'nyumba yosungiramo katundu kapena sitima yapamadzi yayikulu, kapena kungoyenda mozungulira imodzi mwamalo osungiramo zinthu zakale apansi panthaka, zingakhale zabwino.Ndikulozerani ku lingaliro langa losinthira London Underground ndi njira zina zapansi panthaka kukhala misewu yayikulu yanjinga.Ma scooters amagetsi angakhale odabwitsa mmenemo.Koma mumsewu ndi Iggy Pop ndili ndi zokayika zingapo.

 


Nthawi yotumiza: Dec-10-2022